Hooman Karamian aka Nik Ritchie

Hooman Karamian is a typical self loathing Persian ( similar to ones you see trying to frequent the A list Hollywood clubs) who aspires to be white. Hooman Karamian has been involved in several less than above board businesses using various Caucasian sounding aliases (Corbin Grimes) to dupe his unsuspecting victims. 
 
Hooman Karamian missed his calling he should be on La Cienga & Cadillac selling used luxury cars to L.A.’s underworld like his slime ball fellow country men (http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-bentley3-2009jul03,0,5751053.story)
 
You know the “my friend I give you good deal” guys. Hooman Karamian uses a good old American sounding nome de plume (Nik Ritchie). I guess that’s the first thing Hooman Karamian learned while working in a boiler room, white people hate Iranians. I don’t know why these people continually refer to themselves as “Persians”. The Persian empire fell centuries ago.
 
They all so ashamed of their country & its recent history so they refer to themselves as Persians. Well we have forgotten about the Iranian hostage crisis & Mohammad Rezā Shāh Pahlavi ( The Shah of Iran) being exiled & Ayatollah Khomeini’s regime hanging people like Hooman Karamian from the light poles in the streets of Tehran.
 
Hey Hooman Karamian I bet your parents got here in 1979 right? Just like the rest of the Persian Jew refugees that were granted exile in the U.S.
 
Hooman Karamian uses his site to target African Americans, Asians who refers to “noodles”, and Latinas which he refers to as “Taco Bell”.
 
According to Hooman Karamian African Americans have “purple crayons” & any women that date them are “purple crayon chasers”.
 
I find it odd that there are never any posts on Karamian’s site that depict individuals of Middle Eastern origin in a negative light. Its common knowledge that they are oftern referred to as camel jockey’s & sand niggers. Obliviously Karamian has a hands of policy his beloved compatriots.
 
Ironically Hooman Karamian was married to a white woman(http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/bastard/2009/08/nik_richie_aka_hooman_karamian.php),surprise,surprise. I guess he couldn’t find a beautiful “Persian Princess”. In his defense that’s like looking for a needle in a haystack. So what does that make him? I guess he’s got desert fever like all the other Persians who flaunt their money trying to attract any gold digging white aspiring model/actress they can get their hands on.
 
Hooman Karamian currently is involved in a heated argument on Twitter with Chad “Ocho Cinco” Johnson where Karamian is ridiculing Johnson for bouncing a check to an alleged escort of Asian decent. Karamian states that he would never pay $1500.00 to a “Noodle”. Karamian is adamant about the fact that Asian women’s vagina’s smell like noodles.
 
Here is direct quote from Karamian’s tweet to Johnson: @OGOchoCinco Nah keeping it real. They smell like noodles down below. I would throw up if I saw one naked, let alone paid for that torture.
10:52 AM Oct 19th from web
 
You can read Karamian’s half-witted tweets @ your on leisure if you so choose to. The bottom line is Hooman Karamian livelihood depends on revenue generated from his site. In other words I call for a boycott of www.thedirty.com . If the level of traffic decreases the less money the site will generate, the less Karamian will be able to charge advertisers & he’ll have to get a day job because he won’t be able to afford the nee Maserati Quattroporte (http://twitpic.com/m6t8n) that he likes to floss on Twitter.
 
It will be back to the boiler room for Hooman Karamian where he will have to come up with another Caucasian sounding name to defraud unsuspecting consumers.
 
Gotta love Hooman's booking  photo from his DUI arrest:( http://www.azcentral.com/ent/nightlife/articles/2008/09/04/20080904thedirtyout.html)
 
Nice shirt Hooman.