Super Star promoter unleashes his RAP SKILLS!!!! 
Patrick aka  Baby Shoe Pimp isnt just a ladies man... hes a ladies man that tells bitches to get on the floor. He wants to run 4one... 4 bitches at one time... RING THE BELL!!!
LOL 

Check out the photoshop...
 

 
Amazing back fat rolls!

 
Professional modeling pose over the toilet!

Main attraction at the circus w/ her clown face
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOksoCklOgI
Check out the snaggle tooth!
 
Jaded, self-absorbed & well-known money hungry Sheleen Dee of Hawaii.  She even has a *WISHLIST* on her self-made/maintained "fan" sites.  Just found out that Dee stands for Daguman... No wonder she chooses to abbreviate it.  Would she make it on the mainland?  She claims that she is a big deal in San Diego... Hit it or quit it?

Hello, I am a single 20 something asian/filipino/spanish/irish/ticklish girl looking for a job. I just got fired from a wesminster coffee shop (couldn't count how many 1's in a $5). I am either trying to go to school, dropped out of school, or have a kid in school.
I also need a place to live in Orange County ( I won't tell anyone you're not really from LA) so if any of you promoter guys have a room I can use, even if its your room, I can provide the following.
 1. Stand in front of a car with a wife beater with your logo on it.
 2. Dance on a box, wearing furry boots and a thong.
 3. Celebrate my birthday and invite all my friends
 4. pose for your website
 5. tell everyone to go to your parties (where I get paid to dance)
 6. be your girlfriend
 7. collect money for partying with you
 8. not pay for rent, food, clothes
 9. you can tell people we sleep together
 10. you can take pictures of my crotch, ass, and boobs while im dancing
 11. I will only stay with you as long as you have a nightclub where I can dance
 12. drink enough every night to make you cute
FYI: I don't have a car, so I will need a ride to your parties. I will also need you to roll my luggage full of fluorescent bikinis and furry boots. I will accept cash, check, money order, paypal (that's right....I'm not a prostitute!! duh)
Things I will need: glittery star stickers for my eyes, lots and lots of bandanas, furry boot brush, some day after pills, a 25 pack of ziploc bags for my outfits, fishnet gloves and stockings, (pills, coke, weed....optional)